February 2012
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analogwatch replied to your post: Internal Comm Logs, Normandy-2 Yeah, I was doing that mission yesterday thinking WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA That’s the funny thing; my Nina Super-Bitch Renegade would have just said, “Fire up the guns on the shuttle; one good shot to the hull should end that particular problem before some idiot decides to salvage the fucking thing”....
Feb 28th
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Internal Comm Logs, Normandy-2
Joker: Hey, Miranda; got a question for you. Miranda: Go ahead. Joker: You spent two years and billions of credits bringing the Commander back to life, right? Miranda: That was made abundantly clear, yes. Joker: And … now you’re letting your multi-billion-credit investment stomp around on a derelict ship that’ll fall off a cliff if she sneezes? Miranda: Well, I — wait,...
Feb 28th
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Email from Billy the Ex-Purgatory Prisoner
Molly!Shep: *hysterical giggles* Joker: ’Sup, Commander? Molly!Shep: There’s this guy … from the prison ship … and he’s … oh man I can’t even… *dissolves into more giggles* Joker: What? WHAT? Molly!Shep: He’s … threatening … to … *more giggles* he’s threatening to kill me oh man that’s too funny… ...
Feb 28th
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Molly!Shep in Theoretical ME1 Playthrough
Meesh: Cool beans. How goes Molly!Shep?
Me: Not too bad. She's currently picking up that cache Aria told her about and asking, "So ... guys, did we ever think that maybe the reason we get shot at so much is that we go in pointing weapons, ready to shoot at anything that moves? What if, instead of guns, we presented flowers? Or ... maybe balloons? No, not balloons; they'd be mistaken for combat drones. Chocolates? Cookies? Teddy bears!"
Me: In my head, this happens and Miranda facepalms a lot.
Meesh: *laughs* Molly would have thrown Saren and Soveriegn for a loop.
Me: Something like that, yeah. Though then again, Molly probably would have hacked the Sovereign-hologram-thing they talked to so that it looked like Spongebob Squarepants. "Um ... sorry; we can't be afraid of you and your buck teeth right now. But do keep talking; I just got another dose of Beacon and the laughs might help the headache."
"...............THIS IS WHY I WANT TO WIPE ORGANIC LIFE OFF THE MAP. PEOPLE LIKE YOU."
"I'm going to hack you so that you dance the macarena when I get my hands on you."
Me: And then Garrus going, "Molly? Don't ... don't antagonise the giant death machine bent on galactic genocide, okay?"
"Why not? It wants to kill us anyway. What's it going to do? Kill us harder?"
"...................You have all the wrong kinds of logic and somehow it is still logic."
Feb 28th
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analogwatch: weirdoqueen: analogwatch: thessalian replied to your post: Oh hey look it’s Conrad Verner HE SAID THAT TO YOU TOO? Gods, that mission is borked sooooo badly. Yeah, it’s ALWAYS broken. So frustrating! Devs actually did that on purpose. They loved the scene too much to only let half of the players see it (or something) so they make Conrad show up no matter what. Well,...
Feb 28th
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A Spoiler-Free Note on ME3 Spoilers and Associated...
So I am given to understand that there are possible leaks, possible spoilers and a whoooooooole lot of hate going on in the BSN right now. I don’t actually follow the BSN, but I took a peek. What I believe or don’t about the things I’ve read there is not the subject of this post. Fact is, nobody - not the people who have read the leaked maybe-script, not the people who are...
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captainwolfos replied to your post: Too much magnificence, too little time. Oh Lyna :C The worst is yet to come, dear. Yeeeees, but she doesn’t know that. I don’t know whether to envy her or pity her. ………….. Pity her.
Feb 28th
Too much magnificence, too little time.
Here are the things I want to do this evening: Get further along in my Molly!Shep ME2 playthrough. It needs to be finished by a week Friday so I can throw her into ME3 first thing. …Unless I start with Catriona Paragon ‘Has Never Taken a Renegade Interrupt In Her Life’ Shepard… The Mahariel playthrough I keep meaning to do but never get around to Watch vids. I am...
Feb 28th
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andurrs: mahuika: subterraneanbunnypig: laufeysson: swedishlady: soundundertone: ianisourqueen: People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum. Voldemort Sauron Lex Luthor Cthulhu Sephiroth The Joker Kira Julie Plec Stephenie Meyer Maleficent Aqua Man Elena Gilbert Megatron Moriarty Prophet of Truth Ganon a table -seriously contemplates adding...
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Sooooo ... new Tumblr icons.
Seriously. Taste the rainbow. Not that I’m against rainbows in any way, but … let me be sure I’m clear on this: Tumblr lacks functions that we could surely use Missing E provides those functions Tumblr tells us not to use Missing E Tumblr does a redesign Tumblr’s redesign does not give us any of the functions that we clearly want because we are using Missing E despite...
Feb 28th
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Internet nostalgia happens in dog years
I caved and got a Tumblr account in … what, October? And it feels like forever ago that I was just getting started and followed, like, eight people and was followed by five. It hardly seems possible that I used to go a half-hour without seeing a new Tumblr post turn up on my dash. I used to be able to keep up and not leave my desk for five minutes without twenty posts going up. I...
Feb 28th
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skiesovergideon: thessalian: skiesovergideon replied to your post: shirohibiki started following you GO TO BED YOU. I don’t WANT to. I don’t HAVE to. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. Besides, I’m too cute to send to bed. :3 GIRL YOU  HAVE TO WORK. IT’S LIKE 3:30 FOR YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP YOU WILL BE CRABBY. If I had to go to work tomorrow, I would not still be up. I’m not...
Feb 27th
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skiesovergideon replied to your post: shirohibiki started following you GO TO BED YOU. I don’t WANT to. I don’t HAVE to. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. Besides, I’m too cute to send to bed. :3
Feb 27th
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shirohibiki started following you
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And ... how was I not following @lifeofkj already?
Feb 27th
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Can you guys all tag your responses to Thessalian...
trilliumg: We needs to be able to find them all. Good point, well made! Master post updated with that tag, at least.
Feb 27th
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skiesovergideon replied to your post: Self-Promotion EXTRAVAGANZA! GO TO BED. I don’t want to I don’t have to YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.
Feb 27th
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Self-Promotion EXTRAVAGANZA!
Most of us here are active in fandom. We write, we draw, we gif, we screencap, we mod, we liveblog, we create. We share the joy every way we know how. We also rain praise on the works of others - and it’s well-deserved, because there is so. Much. Awesome out there. But we neglect our own awesome. Maybe it’s modesty, maybe it’s low self-esteem, maybe it’s just how we were...
Feb 27th
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Insomnia again...
Time to make the world a better place, one Tumblr meme at a time. Stay tuned.
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Who's a total sap and should never be allowed to...
I do not have an appropriate sobbing-related gif. This saddens me and I was already all choked up. *sniffle*
Feb 27th
Still on Tangled
And now I have this image of Lyna starting a sing-along at Lloyd’s tavern in Redcliffe. Y’know, with the drunken militia. BECAUSE I DO, OKAY?
Feb 27th
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On Tangled
So … why do I keep reading about people saying how Mother Gothel really loved Rapunzel? ‘Cos all I see is a passive-aggressive, emotionally manipulative, greedy little control freak. Just saying.
Feb 27th
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bellisadinosaur asked: I forgot your Dalish's name, sorry! :( But what does she find to be the best part about non-Dalish cultures?
Feb 27th
Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets sent to...
neairaalenko: thewolf-inme: ashstoner: Probably, will answer once I get back from making and eating dinner though!  Yeah I’m bored and feeling self-absorbed, ask me stuff or characters, you know. If you want to Sup Go for it.
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Hey, Reeeeeeeeeeeeg...
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skiesovergideon: /casually resurrects a dead meme LOOK IT’S SAILOR REG ! And SAILOR MANDA! The resurrection of this meme comes with an obligation, which I will now fulfil. Sailor Thess.
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GARRUS GET OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN AIM MY SNIPER...
ouyangdan: tasmen: Hopefully he will have learned his lesson come ME3 :p Hey, you would think he would learn by the time the Blue Suns kill his ass for the third time in the same mission. NOT A GREAT LEARNING CURVE ON THIS ONE. MR. OYD SAYS IT’S MY FAULT FOR TAKING HIM INTO THE QUARANTINE AREA EARLIER… Mr Oyd is deluding himself. As is tasmen, sorry to say. ME3 demo, he’s...
Feb 27th
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On the ME3 multiplayer demo...
antivian: princesscheesecake: unidentifiedspoon: I decided to finally start using voice chat and warned a guy when he was getting snuck up on by a Phantom. Here’s what happened… “thanks man—oh my god wait you’re a girl” “holy shit what there are no girls on the internet lol” “hey will you let me suck your tits” And just as I was about to disconnect, guess what happens? “Hello, dears,...
Feb 27th
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Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
Not that I need the reassurance so much? But someone blogs or reblogs this, hell yes I’m going to reblog it. <3 all of you.
Feb 27th
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ouyangdan asked: Lyna, what was the hardest adjustment for you when you left home?
Feb 27th
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Recovery (ME2 fic) →
Yet another one of my brain’s attempts to fill in those little holes that canon leaves us - like who approached Joker with the offer to join Cerberus, and how.
Feb 27th
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Feeling Crapola
ouyangdan: magesmagesmages: Ask my characters stuff? Not mini fics, just questions. I’m totally meh and I want to be in someone else’s head for a bit. Characters in my head who want to be asked: Anders Fenris Kylon Carver Jane Vivian Saoirse Alim Sorcha Andy Or anyone you know that I RP and/or write. Oooh, I’ll do this too. I am groggy as hell right now. Kahrin (Cousland) ...
Feb 27th
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The Thessaliad, Tumblr Edition: ...so I think I... →
iapetusneume: trilliumg: thewolf-inme: iapetusneume: Things I have learned: - You can lose loyalty after you gain it (Helloooooooooo confrontation between Miranda and Jack) - If you ever get the nagging feeling that it’s a trap, it probably is - Also, if you ever get the nagging feeling that someone is going to betray you,…  There’s a female turian in the Mass Effect: Evolution comic...
Feb 26th
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The Thessaliad, Tumblr Edition: ...so I think I... →
thewolf-inme: iapetusneume: Things I have learned: - You can lose loyalty after you gain it (Helloooooooooo confrontation between Miranda and Jack) - If you ever get the nagging feeling that it’s a trap, it probably is - Also, if you ever get the nagging feeling that someone is going to betray you,…  There’s a female turian in the Mass Effect: Evolution comic :) but doubt we’d see them in...
Feb 26th
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...so I think I might have played 10 hours of Mass...
iapetusneume: Things I have learned: - You can lose loyalty after you gain it  (Helloooooooooo confrontation between Miranda and Jack) - If you ever get the nagging feeling that it’s a trap, it probably is - Also, if you ever get the nagging feeling that someone is going to betray you, they probably are - It is so fucking annoying when they show me the possible Paragon/Renegade choices but I...
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I don't have to be up early tomorrow, so ... have...
I am not linking to the OP here, because let’s face it - there have been soooooooo many posts denigrating Isabela for her style of dress and her attitude towards sex. I am going to address them all, right here, and I am going to start with a universal truth: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A ‘SLUT’. ‘Slut’ is a term used by two types of people: a) Men who are afraid of a...
Feb 26th
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"Demazole toxic to humans. Not an option. Not an...
freckles04: thessalian: Molly!Shep: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Big fan of your work - the … erm, warning to others thing was actually kind of moving and the whole bit where you kicked the ass of people stealing your painkillers was inspired and the whole ‘running a clinic’ thing is really awesome and hey, can I help get this plague thing dealt with so you can come help us save the galaxy and...
Feb 26th
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"Demazole toxic to humans. Not an option. Not an...
Molly!Shep: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Big fan of your work - the … erm, warning to others thing was actually kind of moving and the whole bit where you kicked the ass of people stealing your painkillers was inspired and the whole ‘running a clinic’ thing is really awesome and hey, can I help get this plague thing dealt with so you can come help us save the galaxy and everything? Mordin:...
Feb 26th
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"He'll patch you up for free and then kick your...
Molly!Shep: I like this person and I want to be his friend so very badly and I know this isn’t the time to be quite so squeeful what with the plague and the mercs and the vorcha everywhere but you do have to get your squee where you find it so seriously - this guy is awesome already and I haven’t even met him yet! Miranda: …I’m starting to wonder if the Lazarus Project was...
Feb 26th
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I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
edamahun: penguinabominations: talldarkbishoujo: greytaliesin: sometimesbrilliant: criminallyincompetent: beesmygod: whaoanon: eco-mono: yaoiguai: hazardgirl: Ed Edd n Eddy no regrets pretty sure it was invader zim or the nightmare before christmas hahahaha *chokes and dies* animorphs I was in fourth grade and was the crazy kind of fan I want to say sonic because I...
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